16 or 22

then suddenly a truck driver walks in the room with a chimney sweeper under his eyes & 


everybody says “hi matt or nate, or tom, dick or harry- whatever the hell your name is!” 


and he says “joe? the man that owns this place; i’m just a scientist. i ain’t got no name!”


so edgar allen poe comes outta the closet with the wife of laura bush & the spider creeps 


slowly down his chimney sweep. Everybody screams “TARANTULA!”


                            -me, 16 or 22.
                             WHO KNOWS THESE DAYS!?

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